Things Null Device will refrain from doing



  • Record a song called “Replicant.”
  • Sample “Blade Runner” (I got that out of my system back in 1996)
  • a duet with Jewel
  • Lilith Fair
  • A Metallica tribute
  • Tour as part of Ringo’s All-Starr Band
  • Coin our own genre name
  • Write songs about how tough it was to grow up in the ghetto
  • Write songs about growing up without electricity in Alaska (see #3)
  • Tear up a picture of the pope on SNL
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