[scene: Eric is sitting on the couch with his laptop, putting the finishing touches on the Bandcamp release of Aphelion]
Whew, it’s done. I’d better save this as a draft.
[Nori, a jolly tuxedo cat, enters the scene, stage left. She sits on the arm of the couch.]
Hang on, Nori. I’m in the middle of something.
[Eric’s cursor hovers over the “save draft” button]
[Suddenly, NORI, to ensure she is no longer ignored, HEADBUTTS ERIC! The cursor dramatically lands on “publish”]
[expletive deleted]! Well, the release date is still the 15th, so nobody will be able to buy…
So I screwed up. Aphelion is now digitally released a whopping five days early. But…well, that’s good, right? I mean, it’s finished, so…what’s holding it up? Nothing!
So, I guess, go forth!