© 2016— Null Device

Whoops!

[scene: Eric is sitting on the couch with his laptop, putting the finishing touches on the Bandcamp release of Aphelion]

ERIC
Whew, it’s done.  I’d better save this as a draft.

[Nori, a jolly tuxedo cat, enters the scene, stage left.  She sits on the arm of the couch.]

NORI
Meow!

ERIC
Hang on, Nori.  I’m in the middle of something.

NORI
MEOW!

[Eric’s cursor hovers over the “save draft” button]

[Suddenly, NORI, to ensure she is no longer ignored, HEADBUTTS ERIC!  The cursor dramatically lands on “publish”]

ERIC
[expletive deleted]!  Well, the release date is still the 15th, so nobody will be able to buy…

ERIC’S EMAIL
Ding!  Ding!

ERIC
Uh oh.

[Aaaaaaand SCENE]

So I screwed up.  Aphelion is now digitally released a whopping five days early.  But…well, that’s good, right?  I mean, it’s finished, so…what’s holding it up?  Nothing!

So, I guess, go forth!

nulldevice.bandcamp.com/album/aphelion

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